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Humor is by far one of humanity's greatest skills. It's actually difficult to say how we'd survive all the problems in our lives if we didn't approach some of them with humor. Humor can be good, or it can be evil, it can please, or it can literally destroy, it can be deceitful, or it can be honest.
By the way, probably the most honest type of humor is self-deprecation, when a person perfectly understands their own shortcomings and is not averse to joking about them. After all, who knows us better than ourselves? So it’s great when, for example, doctors joke about doctors or football players joke about football players (you watched The Roast of Tom Brady, right?). So here's another wonderful selection of the best 'Black tweets,' directly from ironic and witty Afro-American people, recently found on X!
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LizzieBoredom LizzieBoredom Community Member Follow
Inspector Gadget? Is that what you flashers are calling it?
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hockeygorl hockeygorl Community Member Follow
lol my bfs parents were driving me home and they accidentally turned towards their house instead and i said oh don’t worry i’ll be part of ur family now and him mom looked at me and said not for another ten years… she meant til we can get married lmao
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shanila.pheonix_ shanila.pheonix_ Community Member Follow
pizza jellyfish!
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Interestingly, people have been exploring humor for centuries, asking the questions - why do we laugh at all? Why will some thing or phenomenon be damn amusing for one person, but another one will perceive it completely differently? Why do some people like light, casual humor, while others are absolutely delighted with caustic sarcasm, heavily mixed with cynicism? Finally, where did humor per se come from?
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I would have died of embarrassment 🫡
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That's kinda cool honestly
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! Community Member Follow
Good on OP for appreciating the effort!
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Well, evolutionary biologist Jeffrey Miller, for example, tried to answer the question about the origins of humor. In his book The Mating Mind. How Sexual Choice Shaped the Evolution of Human Nature, published in 2001, the scientist suggested that a sense of humor developed in humans under the influence of sexual selection as a kind of means of demonstrating one’s intelligence. Literally, just as a peaco*ck shows off its bushy tail, so people have tried to shine with their humor since ancient times. However, peaco*cks sometimes do way better... ADVERTIsem*nT
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Trophy Husband Trophy Husband Community Member
Have you watched the show drunk History?
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idk I could stand to be haunted by Tony Todd.
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Proof that someone has money. No clue who
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Interestingly, many researchers today do believe that laughter can really significantly improve not only our mood, but also our health in general. At least since the mid-twentieth century, the direction of so-called “laughter therapy” has been actively developing. Within its framework, specialists use a variety of humorous techniques so that the patient better understands themselves, their own behavior and mood. Well, and laughter simply increases the potential of our knowledge, enriches us spiritually (and if you look at the income of famous standup comics, it may enrich not only spiritually).
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! Community Member Follow
It's fine until the dog, toddler, or breeze comes along.
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TeenieMeanie TeenieMeanie Community Member
Cheesus Christ
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Apatheist Account2 Apatheist Account2 Community Member Follow
Is this really specific to black people?
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Be that as it may, we do hope you enjoy this collection of humor, so please feel free to scroll this list to its very end. And if you smiled at least once, it means that the goal of this post has already been achieved. And, yes, if you wrote some witty comment, it means that the goal is doubly achieved!
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Sunny Day Sunny Day Community Member Follow
I usually say "I take back everything John said about you", where "John" is the nearest coworker.
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Natasha Arruda Natasha Arruda Community Member Follow
Is Law a people or a police? I need to know cause as an old white lady I'm nosy AF.
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Teutonic Disaster Teutonic Disaster Community Member
They're adding tax + tip.
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That's white folk too!
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Who has a television in their REFRIGERATOR?!?!
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The ozone layer is in trouble
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Teutonic Disaster Teutonic Disaster Community Member
With that downpour, who can blame him? It ain't stupid if it works.
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Teutonic Disaster Teutonic Disaster Community Member
Can someone please explain this to... my balding, white friend? 😉
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Everyone does that. Pizza, or beer, or pizza and beer, is the universal thank you gift for helping with the move.
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And how many of them were expired I ask. HOW MANY?!!!??
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Amazing world of gumball is the best!
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“I'm almost there,"- hasn't even left the house yet
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Hahahah i did this one time. terrible!
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hockeygorl hockeygorl Community Member Follow
i do that and im white as a ghostedit: spelling
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i do that i’m in white as powdered sugar
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What is ion? I have seen it sveral times but I do not understand what is it
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Bexxxx Bexxxx Community Member Follow
It’s a joke about Ariana Grande blackfishing
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Stephanie Did It Stephanie Did It Community Member Follow
Based on the majority of these, I'm somehow way more Black than I ever knew, which is fine but dang the memo came late
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Quite apart from the fact that I don't 'get' most of these there seems to be something fundamentally fücked up about the whole idea of "black tweets", even if it is black people doing the tweeting. Do they all really think that black people and white people are so different?
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Jesha Jesha Community Member Follow
Community can be very important. It's not exclusionary, it's just it's own subculture kind of. You can still interact with it. If you don't 'get it', perhaps you should spend time listening and existing around people with different lived experiences. It's not a really huge gap, just given their history, is it so odd that they'd want a space for themselves?
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Roan The Demon Kitty Roan The Demon Kitty Community Member Follow
I wouldn't say that all of these are specific to black people, and i find it kinda weird we'd segregrate tweets based on that kinda thing.
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Mike F Mike F Community Member Follow
Well, there's certainly segregation of generations based on perceptions, so...
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Apatheist Account2 Apatheist Account2 Community Member Follow
How are we supposed all to integrate if people separate tweets based on race?
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Rayne OfSalt Rayne OfSalt Community Member Follow
Dude, you were being openly racist in your comments. Don't be yapping about "integration".
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Quite apart from the fact that I don't 'get' most of these there seems to be something fundamentally fücked up about the whole idea of "black tweets", even if it is black people doing the tweeting. Do they all really think that black people and white people are so different?
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Jesha Jesha Community Member Follow
Community can be very important. It's not exclusionary, it's just it's own subculture kind of. You can still interact with it. If you don't 'get it', perhaps you should spend time listening and existing around people with different lived experiences. It's not a really huge gap, just given their history, is it so odd that they'd want a space for themselves?
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Roan The Demon Kitty Roan The Demon Kitty Community Member Follow
I wouldn't say that all of these are specific to black people, and i find it kinda weird we'd segregrate tweets based on that kinda thing.
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Mike F Mike F Community Member Follow
Well, there's certainly segregation of generations based on perceptions, so...
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Apatheist Account2 Apatheist Account2 Community Member Follow
How are we supposed all to integrate if people separate tweets based on race?
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Rayne OfSalt Rayne OfSalt Community Member Follow
Dude, you were being openly racist in your comments. Don't be yapping about "integration".
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